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OBL, the Clarion from Hell

If it were not for the occasional missive from our perceived hell for OBL, we would not be reminded of how the perfidious GWB and\ RC drove the country into a ditch, or the fact that BHO made them do it. You see, somehow we had been lulled into thinking that the perfidy twins, alone, were responsible for the disastrous state in which the country currently finds itself. No, no, no not at all! Unbeknownst to us, the omnipresent, unseen, voodoo-image of BHO was there.

It was the exotic BHO, be robed in tribal dress, accompanied by subdued jungle drums, who before and after 9/11, instigated the Neocons and their infamous PNAC. He cast a great spell over RC (the power behind the throne), who, in turn, utilized the cover of 9/11to goad GWB into action. In so doing, they unleashed a damn of bloodletting that consumed untold Iraq he and American and coalition lives. They damage the reputation of the United States by allowing the brutal treatment of civilians and prisoners. They unleashed upon a captive foreign populace horrors of unofficial, unaccounted for soldiers of fortune who raped and pillaged at will. They paid for all of this by selling our souls to China and all comers, and otherwise depleting the treasury by operating our national finances as though they emanated from a limitless cash machine.

They did not do all of this alone. All the while, present in the background, lurked the mysterious and scheming BHO. How do we know of this? Why, the sub rosa, corporate-sponsored Tea-bagger rallies told us so. Did you not hear the declaration of the Birthers’ detailed accounts of how this foreign-born nterloper’s African grandmother attended his birth in Kenya, assisting his unwed, American mother? She quickly wrapped him in swaddling clothes and hurried back to Hawaii in enough time to phony up a birth certificate, which still lies secreted in the bureaucratic Hawaiian vaults. She than latched onto another mysterious foreigner and accompanied him to his Indonesia, where the young BHO was provided with a Muslim-influenced education.

With his foreign bona fides well established, BHO infiltrated the American educational system

He then let politics carry him to the ultimate seat of power.

Then, there were the revelatory town meetings last summer. Did you not catch the  not-so-understated innuendoes as to how the origins of this stealth president are the real reasons for the visceral opposition against him? If that was too subtle for you, certainly you could not have missed the overt display of weaponry present at such venues, as well as at others where BHO was to appear personally. You see, those demonstrators were more aware than you and I. They knew that, although he has been in power for only a short time, he is the real person responsible for the current disastrous state of affairs brought on by RC and GWB.

So, there you have it. Without these occasional reminders from the elusive OBL, we might forget about the mystical powers possessed by the intrepid and mysterious BHO.