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FURTHER TO YESTERDAY’S

PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS

My Dear Peeps and you Loathsome Creeps:

There still are a few things sticking in my craw.  For clarification: Whether I believe in Santa Claus – or am attracted to any other established, supernatural adherence – or whether I believe not at all in magic – despite anything to the contrary, my position remains in accord with Constitutional dictates.

My birth, however, is another thing. It was supernatural. As a matter of fact, the powers-to-be knew you would be busting my chops about that when they finally brought me to power. They made sure the supposed birth was announced in Honolulu newspapers. And that’s the truth.

While we are sorting out myth from fact, I would like to give a shout-out to Sean Hannity. I am happy to have been able to have provided so much grist for your defamatory mill over the past three years. I thought you had worn out the Jeremiah Wright tapes, but I see they are back again to punctuate my plummeting polls. At this point, I feel you deserve the truth. Although you and any other sensible person listening to Reverend Wright’s sermons, and comprehending the full racist history of the United States, are well aware that those sermons are nothing more than harmless cris de coeur. Here is the part you do not know. Beyond the rhetoric, we have been plotting with Al Qaeda!

 To prevent the wreaking of revenge against this hypocritical society, you not only have to be concerned about the Arabic, Persian and other immigrant Muslims and their progeny within the belly of the United States, there are also the Black Muslims and the rest of the African American population who are available to eliminate the racist element from this country, once and for all. We will not stop until the United States of America is in complete conformity with those values that are espoused in the Declaration of Independence and set as law in the Constitution – Not until they have been restored to the original intent of the Founders. Now how important is your diversionary concentration of attention to the Mexican border, Hannity, et alia?

By the way, Rush Limbaugh, as to your constant drumbeat, wishing failure for the Halfrican, I refer you to the previous paragraph. That goes for you, too, Mark Levin, and the rest of your apoplectic ilk.

There once was a people

Who were proud to be

At peace with the steeple,

And yearned to be free.

THEIR freedom, they managed,

But just for THEIR class.

Now, those they disparaged,

Bite them in the ass!

Thank you, my Peeps – and NO THANKS to you abominable Creeps!!

Peace, out.